When you wake up and think you’re late for school
don’t care if he’s guilty, don’t care if he’s not
he’s good and he’s bad and he’s all that I’ve got
You can’t understand why this is killing me, can you?
every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters
More fun facts about ancient Celtic marriage laws: There were no laws against interclass or interracial marriage, no laws against open homosexual relationships (although they weren’t considered ‘marriages’ since the definition of a marriage was ‘couple with child’), no requirement for women to take their husband’s names or give up their property, but comedians couldn’t get married
It’s Adam and Eve not Adam Sandler and Eve
i need to stop imagining scenarios in my head that have a -2% chance of actually happening it’s becoming a problem
102 YEARS AGO
THEY’RE ALL SKELETONS FIGHTING IN THE UNDERWATER SKELETON WAR NOW
I’m sure they are very chill right now.
ϟ 95) When Teddy was an infant, his hair turned color to match that of the person he wanted to hold him. This worked well when he wanted his godfather, which was often, but it became incredibly confusing when he sought a Weasley. There were many hasty rounds of pass-the-baby-because-dear-god-stop-the-crying.
What about when his hair turned pink and they could do nothing about it :’(
what have you done
the sass is strong in this one
Lesbian drug dealer flirting techniques. Level: Alex Vause.
well, now I know what I’m doing every time a car alarm goes off
id rather be vain than learn to hate myself again
favorite characters: Johanna Mason (The Hunger Games series)
This is the timeline expressions of my day to day life decisions