22 5 / 2013
deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan:
Imagine a movie like The Avengers
But instead of Marvel heroes joining forces
It was Disney Princesses
“I have an army,” Maleficent taunted.
“Yeah?” said Rapunzel, “We have Kuzco.”
YOU THREW OFF MY GROOVE
“That’s my secret Mulan… I’m always off groove”
“Kuzco… Smash”
when he’s angry he turns into a giant llama
LKFD;KFKLS;
(via along-the-briny-beach)
22 5 / 2013
If Prince Charles’s ringtone isn’t I Just Can’t Wait to be King then what’s the point
(via along-the-briny-beach)
22 5 / 2013
I’m gonna say this once
The right to free speech (if you live in a country that allows you that) means the government won’t put you in jail for what you’re saying. It doesn’t protect you from other people telling you to shut the fuck up.
PARDON ME WHILE I FORWARD THIS MESSAGE TO EVERYONE EVER.
THANK YOU
(Source: casfelldown, via siresandspacecowboys)
22 5 / 2013
I keep my phone between my bed frame and mattress at night. My phone has my email address saved as a contact. These two things combined last night to cause this to be in my inbox when I woke up this morning.
I just… what?
(via leolilac)
22 5 / 2013
wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america???
Wait what? Then what do they use?
they don’t have a word
what do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they??
the fuck is a fortnight
It’s a word for ‘two weeks’
(via along-the-briny-beach)
22 5 / 2013
Things Your Roommate Says When You’re Procrastinating at 2 AM
“Cockcircles: A Farmhouse Porno.”
22 5 / 2013
Daniel Radcliffe on shooting a gay sex scene in Kill Your Darlings
(via haymitchsemptybottle)
22 5 / 2013
proof-reads ask about 5,000 times before sending
proof-reads school essay about 0 times before sending
(via leolilac)
22 5 / 2013
i was rewatching game of thrones and i realized that cersei and jaime lannister reminded me of somebody
and then i realized
