You could give me 67 years to do homework and I wouldn’t do it until the night before
that time of year is approaching
scary lawn decorations
terrifying tv programs
people in costumes going door to door
I hope dogs don’t understand what their own death is. I hope they just think they’re going to sleep and then they’ll wake up later and keep playing. Dogs are too wonderful to have to live with the idea of mortality.
I think we’ve officially reached that annoying time in the year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday, if you wear a sweater, you die from heatstroke.
DELEGATION.Me to 5yo: “Please grab your towel.”5yo to 3yo: “Get my towel, please!”3yo to Me: “Daddy, can you carry this towel?”Me: “Ok.”
a l i v e.
Every sentence has a story- Orange is the New Black
Twilight in two seconds
This is the only twilight thing I will ever reblog.
I have been waiting for this gif
what if ducks threw bread back at you
you’d have to duck
This expresses the English language pretty well
this is seriously one of the most powerful scenes on glee ever